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Thursday, December 2, 2010

Life in Junky Lane..

Living in the heart of  Junky Town, life gets a tad dreary and not to mention lonely. By lonely I do not mean a lack of friends or family (we shall deal with that later!!), the sheer choices in the Junky Land makes life more complicated than our dear ancestors could have ever imagined it to be.
I mean think about it...in our Junky Town, in my case Delhi ,once you turn 18 a whole plethora of options burst out before you like a jhola full of old and new items and all of them seeming equally note-worthily interesting.  

In this town..you can become a) Doctor b) engineer c) graphic/fashion designer or since you happen to be a girl you may also play havoc with your good for nothing digestive tract and become a supermodel! And while you are at it...as in building and nurturing, what is known in most Junky Towns as a Career and in layman’s terms  a Job, you must hone your extra- curricular skills. And you’ve got to be really good at it!

And while you are pursuing your Career ,if things refuse to work in your favour or if your extra -curricular activities do not match up to the standards of your Junky Town, you can consider tying a rope around your ceiling fan and eventually your head...and thus end your term in the great ol’ Junky Land!
And hanging yourself on the fan is just one of the many options available!!!

Yes...life in Junky Town can get very very loneyly! The sheer Options can make you feel as if your are answering a series of multiple choice questions.. And the plurality of it all, never seems to end!

So what will it be..? A plate full of lip smackin’ Junky Chowmein or an orange juice?

1 comment:

  1. eeegawd!!!!!!!!!
    You sound like a totally doped out junkie!

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